Blackout

joined 11 months ago
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said "I don't care, we are in the perfect place to settle it." In reality it's because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you are in California just go see the next best thing. I had my coworker's face photoshopped onto the Mona Lisa, printed it on canvas the same size and hung it in the bathroom with a seat directly across from it. Just tell them blackout sent ya.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 4 weeks ago

That's cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don't have dill

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

I'll have you know I've listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

If he wanted to be the popular one he should have chose a name like Keanu or Wolf. Tom is a silly name.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

It's not that hard to fake a Russian accent comrad. Did you watch Chernobyl or Death to Stalin? Steve Buscemi sounded like he was born there.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think the leopard can't eat anymore

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't forget 3 great movies and 3 mediocre ones

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Dude goes to space once and thinks he's some sort of a captain of it

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I think we can hang them both for treason no problem. Don't need elon's help.

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