Art3sian

joined 2 years ago
[–] Art3sian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My father-in-law has been divorced three times. Each of his exes have told him directly that they left because he’s too controlling. To this day, he openly and genuinely states he has no idea why he’s been divorced three times - “I try so hard in marriage. I just don’t get it.”

Some people can’t hear the truth even if you rubber stamp it on their forehead.

Cue: Elon Musk.

Never underestimate a human’s capacity for self-deception. I think it’s our most perfected trait.

[–] Art3sian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Democrats did it.”

-Elon Musk.

[–] Art3sian@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Schwifty.

It means you take down your pants and your panties, shit on the floor and get schwifty in here.