Try to keep your bowl movements to a minimum so you don't spill your soup.
Almacca
... for now.
I'm in my fifties too, but look back on 25 year old me and see a fucking idiot. I know it's true because I'm a lot smarter now, but still a fucking idiot. I wouldn't mind a 25 year old spine, though.
The 'optimal' age is whatever age you are right now, no matter what state you're in, and I'm a miserable old bastard. Otherwise, apart from that one moment, you're always living with either hope or regret.
Honestly, the idea that games should stay USD60 forever is patently ridiculous. Given the choice between paying more up front for a complete experience, and endless nickel and diming and dollaring after the fact, I'll take the former, thanks. Obviously companies are going to do both, so you pays your money, you makes your choice.
I am enjoying the hubris of Randy thinking anyone's that desperate for a new Borderlands game, though. Bless his ludicrously colourful (presumably) cotton socks.
You can count on Randy!
Are there any? It's hardly been storming the zeitgeist since the first one showed a modicum of originality which they have since shunned. Randy's stench certainly hasn't helped.
He'll even need to reload.
But officer! You're irresistible!
And offal!