again?
(2011)
... oh. um, ok
AJ1
joined 11 months ago
eventually they'll come out with a device that charges you while you wear all of your rechargeable items. you just plug yourself into a USB outlet and all your shit gets charged simultaneously
You can 100% cut down car noise by replacing them with street cars, electric busses, commuter trains and bicycles.
It's buses, not "busses", but yeah pretty much. In Winnipeg, every 3rd vehicle is some ridiculous jacked-up, dudebro coal-rolling FUCK TRUDEAU mobile. Get rid of those and all those stupid-as-fuck, needlessly loud Harleys and you instantly remove 75% of the cacophony that forces me to shut my windows and turn on the AC
so basically you communicate through a string of auto-generated usernames. clever. do you have a rotating cipher? that's the way to do it if you want to stay ahead of the Nazis
... come back to me, I can do better
I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion
literal clickbait
I'm waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It's always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it's coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?
in 1995 is used in be close to 10s,
what
FYI, it's Arctic, not "artic"
No matter what deal I make with respect to Russia/Ukraine, no matter how good it is, even if it’s the greatest deal ever made, The Failing New York Times will speak BADLY of it. Liddle’ Peter Baker, the very biased and untalented writer for The Times, followed his Editor’s demands and wrote that Ukraine should get back territory, including, I suppose, Crimea, and other ridiculous requests, in order to stop the killing that is worse than anything since World War II. Why doesn’t this lightweight reporter say that it was Obama who made it possible for Russia to steal Crimea from Ukraine without even a shot being fired. It was also Liddle’ Peter who wrote an absolutely fawning, yet terribly written Biography, on Obama. It was a JOKE! Did Baker ever criticize the Obama Crimea Giveaway? NO, not once, only TRUMP, and I’ve had nothing to do with this stupid war, other than early on, when I gave Ukraine Javelins, and Obama gave them sheets. This is Sleepy Joe Biden’s War, not mine. It was a loser from day one, and should have never happened, and wouldn’t have happened if I were President at the time. I’m just trying to clean up the mess that was left to me by Obama and Biden, and what a mess it is. With all of that being said, there was no reason for Putin to be shooting missiles into civilian areas, cities and towns, over the last few days. It makes me think that maybe he doesn’t want to stop the war, he’s just tapping me along, and has to be dealt with differently, through “Banking” or “Secondary Sanctions?” Too many people are dying!!!
-The president of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.
It kinda reminds me of the Fireside Chats, except it's an endless stream of rambling, idiotic banalities from a total lunatic. It's like if Mussolini had a Twitter account
this is usually when I would say something conceited like "lol glad I don't live in the US" but then I realise that I'm just as fucked as the rest of the world and we don't have a future
hopefully microplastics will invade my colon/heart/kidneys/liver/brain soon and remove me from this living nightmare, I can't deal with this shit anymore