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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like a plot from Cobra Kai

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 21 minutes ago

Is this a Tim Heidecker character?

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

What about hiring a bat-wielding man to scare squatters out of your vacant home by swinging the bat from time to time like Jack Torrance in Stanley Kubrick's horror film The Shining (1980) and exclaiming, "All I want to do is bash your brains in, bash them right the hell in!", to see if that will scare the squatters out of a home they don't own?

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