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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Totally random and off topic, but that dude looks like ~~a yoked up version of~~ Josh Strife Hayes.

Update: Apparently its been a while since I've watched Josh, he may actually be more yoked up than this dude.

Hayes has yoked up so much by seemingly working a fitness routine into his regular gaming habit that he apparently a lot of people think he's on steroids???

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is news to me and now I have to go read about it because I also use to watch him???

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I guess its Josh 'Swole' Hayes these days, lol.

Its incredible how much he's like, the mirror image of Asmongold, his negation.

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If you were a tenant and you are getting kicked out you should have different rights like a proper eviction and a court date.

If you just broke in you should simply be removed by the cops on penalty of law if the landlord lies and you are actually a tenant who was illegally evicted.

This is what the law in liberal wa state is.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

In theory yeah, but squatters rights do exist for a purpose of keeping abandoned buildings from just decaying if you can show you've been maintaining it in the owners absence. Now I'm not saying that they're used like that now but that is their actual purpose.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I hope they eat bullets

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 3 points 52 minutes ago

Who the hell passed a law allowing squatters to be able to take away the title after 5 years,that's freaking nuts. Can literally just steal property.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Well, this is how they will develop melee experience.

And then we will all be carring swords again.

At least guns are egalitarian.

Yes, I am ducking.

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