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[–] markz@suppo.fi 145 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure he's suffering through it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 129 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

And just how are you suffering, Mr. Billionaire?

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago

Well, can you imagine being given a million dollars and someone coming along and saying 'oh, sorry, you didn't withdraw that in time and now it's no longer there, and you owe use a $100 transaction fee'. That would really suck, wouldn't it?

Now imagine that happening 10 times a day, and you can start to imagine how horrible some of these billionaires feel every day!

Of course to make it more realistic, your job wouldn't require you to actually ever come into the office or do anything, they would occasionally double or triple your salary based on the stock market, and instead of it being a million dollars, it would be a dollar or so every once in awhile and you wouldn't know what the transaction fee was because it is effectively less than a rounding error on your current balance. Also banks will loan you money and just write it off if you don't pay it back with no impact to your credit score.

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[–] JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 106 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (7 children)

I think we can all agree, we should put people like this in the wood chipper and unboubtedly the world would be a better place.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 41 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The billionaires want to build industrial wood-chippers to get rid of us en masse, meanwhile individual sized wood-chippers already exist.

[–] JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 16 hours ago

I've got about $100 I can afford to fund this endeavor.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 73 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

What do you call a private jet full of billionaires crashing into a mountain?

A good start.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They’d never agree to share the jet.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 hours ago

We'll just tell them they're reopening Epstein Island and this is the first flight.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 58 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

That’s actually a pretty good idea. What if we started putting tech billionaires through the wood chipper? It could be like the American guillotine

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 13 points 15 hours ago

I’m imagining the next viral video trend on the order of “will it blend”.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

There's is nothing too awful to happen to sundar Prichai.

No horrible fate could befall that man that would not cause me delight.

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[–] The_Blinding_Eyes@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

This type of stuff is exactly why I am moving all of my accounts away from Google. Google is now as bad or evenworse than Microsoft.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago

The things to remember is that these CEOs have made a whole living out of not knowing what they are doing, but being insufferably confident in whatever vomit of words they spew, whether they know anything or not, while ultimately just saying the most milquetoast blatantly obvious stuff and pretending it's very insightful. All this while they believe and the money proves that are the most important people in the world.

So naturally it's easy for them to believe LLM can take all the jobs, because it can easily take theirs.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Where is Alphabet at on creating robot infantry? Not sure if ads are going to save them from societal woodchipering:

[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 22 points 19 hours ago

Google sold Boston Dynamics to Hyundai a few years ago. I wonder if they regret it...

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

Google CEO fuckwad confirmed

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That ascribes far too much agency to AI. It's people like him who are putting society through the woodchipper.

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[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago

Eat dick, robber baron.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

If AI is going to take our jobs then UBI is absolutely necessary.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Elon Musk was defending UBI recently.

This version of UBI is a capitalist trap. Make everything a subscription, make everything rented not owned, replace most jobs with AI, give you a monthly allowance. Now you need to feed all that money into their products and services, and they can make sure you'll never have enough to escape. Its feudalism with extra steps and some computers.

[–] xxam925@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

How about we remove the b?

Universal income. No accumulation of Capital. No robber barons. Everybody gets the same and you use it as you see fit.

Just… live your life.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When the permanent unemployment rate starts to hit 25% or more, we are either going to have to have UBI, or reduce the population by the unemployment rate.

Which solution will be endorsed by which party, and how will they implement that solution?

Be reminded that Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller has already told Trump that he wants to reduce the population of America from 350 million to 100 million. That's about a 70% reduction. What do you suppose his "solution" would be?

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

That, or an internment infrastructure currently being used to deport immigrants that can be easily refactored to house chain-gang denaturalized citizens who criticized the upper class... which will come true first?!

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 18 points 15 hours ago

Not if the people trying to force it on us go in to the chipper first.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 19 hours ago

2 steps ahead of you, boss. Locked and loaded ready for the Terminators already.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

For me, this is the most depressing part.

So many of the technically competent individuals I know are just gleefully throwing their competency and credibility into this ‘AI’ grift chipper with utter abandon.

I can’t see a viable path through it, and whenever they’ve articulated what they see on the other side, it is beyond repugnant and I truly don’t see any benefit in existing in that world if it ever manifests.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I just don't get how so many people just start by it. Every time I set my expectations lower for what it can be useful at, it proceeds to prove itself likely to fail at that when I actually have a use case that I think one of the LLMs could tackle. Every step of the way. Being told by people that the LLMs are amazing, and that I only had a bad experience because I hadn't used the very specific model and version they love, and every time I try to verify their feedback (my work is so die-hard they pay for access to every popular model and tool), it does roughly the same stuff, ever so slightly shuffling what they get right and wrong.

I feel gaslit as it keeps on being uselessly unreliable for any task that I would conceivably find it theoretically useful for.

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[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

"No job is safe .... but I'll still be a billionaire"

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

I'll suffer if he goes through the woodchipper

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 10 points 2 hours ago

Google is the one who put society through the woodchipper.

[–] xxam925@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Hope he keeps that same energy when the mob walks him up the scaffold.

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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 9 points 15 hours ago

As long as the tech Bros and the CEOs suffer first and the most I'm okay with it.

[–] shapeofthings@piefed.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

By we will.. he means everyone else suffers while he profits.

I’d love for him to have to suffer through… everything, really, if I’m being honest, given what he’s helping to do to humanity.

[–] C1pher@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He is going to suffer, what a bitch, investing all those money into a circle jerk scheme. I hope when that AI crashes, so will the stocks.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I'm just giddy with excitement. /s

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