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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 65 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like a war on Xmas right there

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

... I mean, it's a war on the commercialisation of christmas, as opposed to its religious source...

although St Nicholas, whom Santa (saint) claus is based, is a... saint.

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Christmas isn't Christan at all. It's all older traditions that the sick Yahweh cult inserted itself into.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I already made a boondocks / saturnalia comment a while back

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 40 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, he was not actually run through an industrial shredder

[–] gointhefridge@lemmy.zip 31 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t understand what he was trying to accomplish. Like simply: why? Is it cause Santa is a commie or something for being generous?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Attention whoring

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, he gives away toys out of kindless and live for childhood innocence.....

So he is at least anti-capitalism....

funny that the rest of the holiday is all capitalism.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Isn't it the way the best propaganda should work, stating the exact opposite of what is happening in reality?

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

People like this are what the current slate of Republicanism is breeding, I guess. Nobody asking them for anything and they bust this shit out with no reason other than just trying to be a shithead to get people to react so they can call them snowflakes.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Sun rising in the morning? Woke.

Santa Claus? Woke.

Jesus Christ? woke.

Everything is woke to modern republicans. If somebody invented a virus that made people slightly more compassionate they would hide indoors for the rest of their lives.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Hmm. Maybe somebody should get on that.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

And yet if the virus dropped your IQ by 20 points they would be holding super spreader events

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Man, the one time it was appropriate to use slammed in a headline…

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Journalists seem like they forgot how to use a thesaurus. You don't always have to have a different headline than others, sometimes the same words are the right words.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The only thing this jack off beats is his tiny dick.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago

Probably his wife and children, too.

And I wouldn't be too surprised if occasionally he goes out to recreationally hunt the homeless.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 14 points 16 hours ago

Is this the new "War on Christmas?"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Free stuff is SOCIALISM!

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That guy? He wasn't even born here. Off to CECOT he goes....

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

One shred is equivalent to three slams.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Buy buy buy!

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 hours ago

Isn't this the guy who pussied out from a fight with a union boss?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

This is the sort of behavior opposition would post. What on earth would possess someone to post this themselves?

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen photoshop images more realistic than this. These aren't even the usual uncanny AI that creeps people out.

Oh, and it's idiotic, but that's self-evident.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm wondering the same. Like was it really some standard cut and paste work and then some generative fill? It's got a certain 00s vintage look to it like it's not current interpretations of "AI" with text prompt input.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 15 hours ago

I can’t pick the funniest aspect here, but the sleeveless shirt and jacket deserve a mention.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago

Sadly, he was not literally shredded.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

You might even say slammed.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

designing with my kids,

Wtf