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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Big deal. Some tech company slipped him a bunch of earbuds to kiss his ass. One of those houses is probably full of all the free shit that corporations send him.

He could have given each neighbor a new SUV, but instead he gave them some old promotional earbuds from some Facebook managers' meeting.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Breaking zoning codes to build bunkers? WTF. Are the Russian Oligarchs, Chinese CCP and PLA involved in his business activities?

[–] Eww@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I bet he just wanted to slip a listening device into their homes to hear what they say about him.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well my neighbors do construction since fucking 8 in the morning and don't buy me anything so at least it's something

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 12 hours ago

I rented a house with some friends while at University... come to find out, the reason the owner rented it to us was because the neighbor was doing extensive renovations for 16 months... at 12 months the landlord "let us" switch to a month to month lease, then when the renovations completed she served us notice to vacate within 3 weeks.

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he the new Sarah Winchester?

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

She was more sane than he is

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 15 hours ago

And they say empathy was dead.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here is the thing. Mark Zuckerberg wants to know what everyone thinks and how they think and every detail about our lives no matter how small.

On the other hand, he is ultra paranoid about his own privacy. His compound where he lives is difficult to see on satellite and many of the buildings around him are dummies so people can't see by any means His actual home or what he does there. He probably has a fully offline/air gapped computer system for his own use that has never been connected to the internet.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet he's a big pedo. Maybe a guy torturing immigrants. The ones who disappeared from ICE facilities are probably in his "fake" buildings and in chains with bull heads on.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point in time I am willing to believe that even if Zuckerberg has zero interest in children, these billionaires all probably have orgies where they fuck children as a bonding exercise and to 'seal' themselves in the deal.

Kinda like how in the Mafia you had to murder someone to 'make your bones' and be a made man or someone important in the gang. It's one of those things you can't walk back from.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I've had nch for a couple years now and while they do dim it a bit they increase the tinny sound of my music

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