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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I dunno, they stopped the borehole due to high temperatures. Drilling under the ocean would mean easy water cooling.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My opinion based on zero research is that salt water is hell for mechanisms.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Ordinarily, sure, but we're talking about hot salt water, which is definitely less corrosive.

Oh wait.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haven't we solved that? How does offshore oil work?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well obviously they just remove all the salt first.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if a soup is too salty you add some potatoes to absorb some of the salt, so i bet they do the same with oil, just more

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] rooroo@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

Boil em, mash em, throw em in the sea.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

No you make the whole drill out of potatoes, duh!

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

We make the hole bigger and install pumps to pull water and debris out. Easy fix! /S

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Okay, but what exactly are we trying to get to? Ya'll think there's frosting and gummy bears down there? Ancient pirate treasure? Mole people to establish trade with?

There's no sharp cutoff point, at a certain point the crushing hot rock that flows like bread dough starts to flow more like syrup, then just down for thousands more miles of more heat and more pressure.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SG-3? Some possible Silurian/Goa’uld crossover perhaps?

Probably will all die because it ain't sg-1.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago

So it’s mantle already under that?