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Problems in engineering you say?
FYI, had to remove everything after .jpg to see the pic.
https://pictshare.negativenull.net/55vq5h.jpg
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hhmm, that query string is not part of the the comment
Odd, that's how it's presented to me. But then, Connect has been making lots of changes to its formatting lately... none of them helpful.
Edit: Straight from browser it's fine, so definitely Connect.
it seems to work in the browser and in Voyager. I've not tried Connect
Geordi: Data, do you know of a good place to test this counterfit phaser rifle we got off the Romulans?
Data: I believe main engineering has the requisite dimensions to test at an optimal range, right in front of the warp core.
Geordi: Great idea!
Data: Also, I will need to be holding the test target, in order to monitor the experiment.
Whoa. A Voltaire reference. Nicely done. It's been a long while.
He's rarely relevant these days. But when he is, I'm there for it.
That's a new one for me, thanks.
Aurelo has a full album of trek-wars originals and parodys worth checking out of you haven't run across them before. He was supposed to be doing a second one at some point, but I think it fell through or went quiet for a while.
But this is the one perpetually stuck in my head.
Computer, generate an interactive diagnostic matrix in the form of a sexy woman. I mean really fuckable, hot and sexy kind. My kink is talking about engines like I want to fuck them, so please incorporate that. Also make her attracted to me and make her give hints she's into me. Please include full fucking capabilities, use libraries 9 through 11, 16 and 84 in my personal directory.
Meanwhile Worf on the bridge: Captain, I've detected an extreme energy surge on the holodeck! Wait it's gone now, I'll file a Jira ticket with engineering so they can check it out.
Later: Luitenant Commander Worf Chief Security log stardate 48751.247. I recorded a brief power surge in the Holodeck systems and created a Jira ticket with the Engineering department. The ticket was closed shortly after by Lt. Commander La Forge stating it was the result of routine diagnostics and not an issue. He emphasized it was not an issue and should not be reported to the Captain or Lt. Commander Data for some reason. I have no time for these trivial things as they do not lead to either honor nor glory, so I did not pursue the matter any further. Hopefully I get to fire the phasers tomorrow as I will be taking another duty shift on the bridge. Personal note: I need to inform daycare about my extra shifts this week so they can take care of Xander.
She's no Moriarty, but I imagine more effort went into the underlying matrix for... reasons.
Just hose it down with tachyons, I dunno. That usually works.
Jon Pertwee sighting