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[–] MOARbid1@piefed.social 78 points 19 hours ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 38 points 18 hours ago
[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 37 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

American here. I'm sure annexing Greenland would be very useful to us for all kinds of reasons. I don't want to do it.

Unless the people in Greenland want to become part of the United States, I don't believe we have any more right to declare Greenland ours than Hitler had a right to declare France his, or Russia has a right to declare Ukraine theirs.

If the people of Greenland want to become part of the United States, verified with an election monitored by multiple disinterested third parties, then by all means welcome to the party guys.

However given the timing of this ridiculous idea, I can't help but think the whole thing is just a distraction from the Epstein files.

[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 hours ago

I see colonialism is back on the menu of Amerikkkans

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, if we really need anything from it we should work with the Greenlandic people and the Danes to find a mutually agreeable solution. Annexing territories of allies is evil and fucking stupid.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 8 points 12 hours ago

A mutual solution to the problem the US created and which didn't exist before Trump.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

Solution to what?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago

How very colonial of you.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Unless the people in California want to secede from the United States

I wonder how you USians would respond to that.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Californian here, I'd vote yes.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 30 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

Can't we just fly Trump to a random ice covered rock and just hire some people to pretend it is Greenland and he can have a little senior assisted living situation inside Trump Castle in Newer New York City, Greenland safely isolated from the rest of us?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Surely he can't tell the difference between northern Alaska and Greenland

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Aksala-Dnalneerg is the resource rich border region in the far tundras of the north between Alaska and Greenland, it is largely undeveloped because no real estate developer has had the proper vision for it yet (a great flat low expanse with easy access to water).

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He can’t tell the difference between a sharpie marker and the NOAA.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus -2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Awww, look! I have a little butthurt follower! How adorable!

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This guy is following me on every comment and harassing me too.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah. Dude’s a no-lifer. Checked their history, it’s pretty embarrassing.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus -1 points 5 hours ago

What are you talking about?

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

It would be so dope to make him believe everyone around him pretends he's president, but he's actually not.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

To make it more convincing, they could spray-paint some rocks green.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

I say we fire him into the sun. A little extra helium and his intestinal discard for brains won’t hurt anything there- and I’d rather him not remain on this planet any longer than is necessary.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

You know, I have had this thought nearly verbatim.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It’s actually really expensive to get things to the sun.

The easiest ice covered rock to get to from earth would be Europa. He might also confuse it with Greenland as an added bonus.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Yeah but he can't taint the sun.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

Walls are closing in, eh, Donny?

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 23 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

it's going to be a global holiday when he dies

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

yeah but The Cowards who keep telling him to do this shit will still be alive. It's not like the man came up with this on his own.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Agreed. Trump is just a lightening rod that keeps everyone's outrage focused on him instead of people like Miller and Thiel.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 20 points 18 hours ago

Epstein distraction, again.

[–] plateee@piefed.social 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Tell me you're slacking off at your day job without telling me you're slacking off at your day job:

Landry, in a post on X, thanked Trump: "It's an honor to serve ... in this volunteer position to make Greenland a part of the U.S. This in no way affects my position as Governor of Louisiana!"

Yes this is a distraction - but we also need to remind ourselves that this shit isn't normal even if it weren't a distraction.

In the middle of the Clinton blow job scandal, Bill didn't go off saying New Brunswick needed to become a state to secure our national supply of bowling balls or some shit.

Trump can be making a distraction and also moving the Overton Window at the same time.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

Germany needs to start cutting ties with the US so they can be on the right side for once.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago

The world tells Trump to Fuck Off.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago

Trump has to kiss my ass.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

EU needs Greenland more than US due to security reasons.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 56 minutes ago

US is the security reason

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

The demand has been made- we are going to see his little temper tantrum any day now.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 16 hours ago

It is like Trump already promised Alaska to Putin.

[–] Maverick604@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Just un-redact the Epstein files, you coward!

[–] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

...and I want a pony..

[–] madjo@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

He wants his grubby pedo hands on the resources under the ground in Greenland.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

High cholesterol says it has to have trump.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Originality points for darts as military target selection, tho. 👌

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

You'd think so, but no. Project 2025 can be traced back through the heritage foundation to the Technocracy movement, which was a bunch of proto-tech bros like Elon's Grandpa

They thought they were the smartest little guys and so they should control all aspects of society. They wanted to carve the world up into economic zones, and they wanted America's to be from the Panama canal to the artic, including Greenland, so they could control shipping through the artic and across the Atlantic

They were really big about shipping lanes, which is why South Africa randomly comes up too