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What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there's a decal that reads "Apocalypse 6x6."
I mean okay if it was built properly(these usually arent, just for road and not offroad) and the ownerr actually used it offroad, and the car would be banned on the road, it would be pretty cool. But all this is doing is having horrible fuel economy while being a pedestrian murdering machine.
I also don't like the truck but there are like 2 original thoughts in these comments. You're all as good as AI.
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What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?
Christmas light arch using pvc pipe.
I feel bad for the engine, with all that extra shit on it I’m sure it doesn’t help with power to weight. And in pretty sure that the rear axle isn’t a driven wheel so it’s basically a permanently attached trailer.
Surprisingly the rear axle is driven! I had to look this thing up to find out WTF it was.
https://www.soflocustom.com/inventory/custom-lifted-apocalypse-hellfire-1c6pjtag4tl152463/
That’s actually cool.
There’s a point where modifications get so outrageous and unique that they can get away with this. There’s nothing special about a lifted dodge, but this. One doesn’t just casually acquire/maintain something like this.
I see what looks like nice double wishbones on the front too, and an okay height for its stance. It isn’t one of those crumby lifts that ruins the suspension.
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Basing on the micropenis to truck ratio, I'm going with an educated guess of penis length of .0018 micrometers.
I'd say that Floridian trucks are evolving, but they don't believe in evolution. Satan himself must have left a gift.
let see how they outrun the ocean in that, once its starts reclaiming the land, or invasive species whom floridians like to import.
Impractical as heck but cool looking.
I'm also curious about WTF is going on on his lawn.
WTF is that wedding arch doing there?
WTF are those giant balls?
WTF is a fake lion doing there?
WTF are the metal looking pipes sticking out of the lawn?
The balls appear to be crimmus ornaments, the pipes look like utility meters.
As for the lion? He doesn't concern himself with the rest of the setup.
5mpg tops
I get so mad seeing these in the parking garage at work. Like, you drove that to park it at an office and then go up the elevator? WTF? And yes I'm in West Central FL and the arms race of ever bigger vehicles is insane.
Though at least my neighborhood isn't just a bunch of those garage houses, it's older and varied and not many garage front houses. So many trucks though. Some are guys who need them for work, some are not.
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- Dodge RAM?
- Nah, not cyber enough
- Cybertruck?
- Nah, not manly enough
Well, at least it's not a cybertruck