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[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's easy. The answer is A: 2024. The other answers would require either the zero or the four to be plural.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

B: 0044 is both plural which is as consistent as A: 2024

[–] spencerwi@feddit.org 44 points 1 day ago

I think he's saying that the clue would need to be "two zeroes, two fours"

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I was going to say, if this were in a Layton game there would be some trick answer like his face.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's what always bothered me about exams. They're always about what the examiner wants to hear and not about what is right.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So just put what the examiner is thinking, obviously

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

School trains you for real life. Repeat back what your boss told you, in a confident enough way to make it sound like you understand what's happening.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Go into a Math based field. No more trying to read your professor's personalities to figure out what their opinions are so you can bullshit them into a good grade. Just cold, hard numbers. Often many ways to get to the same answer, but at the end, you are either right, or you are wrong.

I can't stand subjective questions. How the fuck are you going to tell me that my interpretation of an abstract concept is wrong?! I'll stick with numbers, thank you.

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found my people. I always did well in English class, but I hated it, and liked math and science more for that exact reason. There is no intepretation or better answer, there is a exact method to get the right answer and you can easily check/prove why you're right. No tricks or suprises, what you see is what you get, purely facts.

Now, I can write essays just fine, and I even enjoy them if it's a topic I choose to write about. But those shitty standards of learning tests that we'd do in grade school fucking killed me. I was so suprised that I liked my college Lit course, we didn't do bullshit like that, it was all about group discussion and intepretation of what we read that day.

Teaching just to meet standards really needs HEAVY reform/revision.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

there is a exact method to get the right answer and you can easily check/prove why you're right.

There might be many methods to get the right answer, and you might not know which ones are easy and which are really difficult (and which are tricky enough to make mistakes more likely) until you try a few different approaches and maybe hit a few dead ends.

What is the sum of every integer from 1 to 99? Well, you can manually apply the arithmetic, adding two numbers at a time, but that's going to take forever. Better to use a particular method of summing arithmetic sequences and get an easy answer in fewer steps.

Or take this deceptively simple looking problem of trying to integrate x to the x power, where the question asker is messing up their initial approach and the answers show several different concepts that are useful for solving.

With actually difficult problems, the difference between a good approach and a bad one can be the difference between the problem being actually solvable versus not solvable using the resources to have at your disposal (computing power, actual time, etc.).

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[–] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago

ehhh then they subtract points if you do not use the same method of resolution as their solution

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

sounds like you went to a bad school. not all of us had that experience.

For me, it was always where the teacher had to add their own flair and/or questions on top of the textbook ones. They were always the most ambiguous to answer, and cost everyone points. Of course, in American public school, we're not taught to challenge our elders and call bullshit when we see it. So everyone takes the -5% on the chin, except that one kid that accidentally got that one right.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

optimism : every answer is right
Pessimism : every answer is wrong

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Physicists: all three answers are both right and wrong up until the point when they are evaluated.

Schrodingers multiple choice?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would go with C, because:
A) Not filled
B) Doesn't have 4 sides/corners (or sum of angles is less than 360 deg.)
C) Isn't red AND the only shape with all right(ish) angles

So C is most unlike the others.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

C does have 4 sides and 4 corners and all of its corners add up to 360°, same as A since the interior angles of all quadrilaterals add up to 360°

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

C is regular, A and B are irregular

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I think OP is saying it doesn't have smooth sides or corners and is not a quad at all, but actually an irregular polygon due to the jittered sides and overlapping corners.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's exactly what I said. B doesn't have those things you mentioned, meaning A and C do.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I would also go with C, but for different reasons:
A) is the only one not filled in
B) is the only three sided
C) can partner easily with A and B

so C because he's the most chill

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But all of them can equally be partnered with any other, because if you don't count the right angle difference they all have the same amount of differences and are equally "chill".

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh! I genuinely did not notice color. Fair point.

I still think Rectangle-chan gives spicy BigBoi vibes that I jell with more, but I respect the correction

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

Green color and less pointy corners definitely makes it look more friendly.

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[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Reminds of the game Set. It's a card game, but there are many online versions. I loved this game while growing up.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago
[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I played this as a card game so much in high school. Real nice with an online version. Thank you.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

This new captcha is less annoying than the one before 

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

Pick the gender fluid one.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could see 1 or 3 being the answer. But not 2.

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

2 has 3 sides instead of 4

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I gave up posting last night after failing 3 times in a row.

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