Please don't shit in the restrooms, I take unofficial breaks in there
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit
That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.
We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.
I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell
Thanks Obama
is the date cropped because it's from today? because it seems like you went looking for the first post with greentext for the purpose of submitting anything
No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.
I know what greentexts are, just because I think yours is low effort slop doesn't mean I need it explained.
I thought 4chan was dead? Are people posting green texts somewhere else now?
A) 4Chan isn't dead
B) Greentexts are a part of imageboard culture in general
Ah, I see now that they brought it back after a couple weeks.
You expect effort in a greentext post?
I come here to laugh at the idiots on 4chan, not think.
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