This would be hilarious, no one would ever even notice.
You could do all kinds of cross-fit. Get a cart and continually put heavier and heavier things in it. Then put them back for cool down.
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The people working there definitely don't have the time or pay to bother stopping you unless you're actually damaging something.
I honestly don't think they'd care. You would be the least interesting person in a walmart.
I haven't even seen an employee anywhere other than the check out for years. Even when you press one of those call buttons for service, nobody shows the fuck up.
And as an added bonus, a workout made up almost entirely of shopping cart pushes and pulls and loaded carries, plus some light squatting to get things on/off the shelves, is probably the best possible workout you could do for general health
Sounds kind of like The movement
This is hilariously weird, and I also have no doubt that this workout is as effective as claimed
It's actually a fake book written by a comedian for his show. He hired a ghost writer and the guy on the cover to pretend he never went to a gym in his life, then tricked a bunch of morning shows to have that guy on air promoting the book. The fact that the book is still on being sold on Amazon is honestly amazing 😂. Check out Nathan for y of you if you haven't seen it.
That sounds like something Nathan Fielder would do
you might have to walk a bit but they even have towels you can use to wipe down when you're done.
Same with the massage wands (as long as you can take it out of the packet and get it back in without them seeing)
Or the cucumbers.
Also, use the bathroom as the showers.
I read this in his voice, it was almost too believable of a quote lmao