I'm pretty sure that every single person around him knows full well how cooked his brain is (and has been for at least a decade). They have to wait until Jan 21, 2027 to dump him, though. If he's replaced more than halfway through his term, Vance is still eligible to run twice more; before that and it's only once.

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two, but fair elections aren't part of the plan. Then they don't have to worry about subverting the two-term limit until the 2036 cycle.

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“I did something no other president's ever done. I took cognitive tests because I know that and by the way, not easy,” Trump said in his Friday speech that was reportedly meant to focus on the economy.

“The first question is like, ‘What is this?’ And they show a lion, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus. And they say, ‘Which is the giraffe?’” he recalled.

“I don't think Joe would have gotten the first question right,” Trump said. “He would say hippo. ‘I want the hippo,’” the president continued, as his insults against his predecessor drew some laughs from the crowd.

“I've taken now three cognitive tests. I've aced every single one of them,” Trump claimed, pausing as the crowd erupted in applause and cheers.

Edit: It gets way worse than this. 44:39 he starts talking about people thinking he's dead and then leads into this stuff. It lasts for many minutes and he goes into excruciating detail. https://youtu.be/77TqXo0KLrY?t=2679

I guess it’s hard to prove he got dumber because he’s already so damn stupid

I can't wait for the day he aces a stroke 

I want to see him on tv attempting to draw a clock and spell world backwards.

I've seen this exact headline at least ten times over the past ten years or so

Acting the cognitive dissonance!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.