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[–] radix@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that every single person around him knows full well how cooked his brain is (and has been for at least a decade). They have to wait until Jan 21, 2027 to dump him, though. If he's replaced more than halfway through his term, Vance is still eligible to run twice more; before that and it's only once.

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two, but fair elections aren't part of the plan. Then they don't have to worry about subverting the two-term limit until the 2036 cycle.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if dems can lose to trump they can lose to vance

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

He lacks presence but I'm not sure that matters anymore.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they also intentionally lose to keep out any other DEM that challenges the old guard, gop will immediately trying to disown/primary thier own the moment they step out the line.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

100%, that should be more obvious to a growing number of center-leftist types who always vote dem "because the system forces you to".

the DSA seems to be the only smart ones in the room, take over Dem seats silently until you have the majority necessary to force out all leadership at local/state level. once you have control of the pocketbook you have control of the party.

because the majority of US politicians are only in it for the money...you don't need to grab all the seats or even a strong majority, you just need to have more seats than the other group actually acting on principles. the ones in it for the money/status will side with whoever they think can get them another reelection

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as soon as nyc election was won by zohran, and a number other dem elections as well, they ended the shutdown ealrier hoping they can ride the "honeymoon" to the next election

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

i think that is whats behind this latest redestricting push too, break up the progressive seats

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Not that VP Couchfucker would win a single free election, let alone two,

Here is me reminding you that the EXACT same thing was said about trump. What single idiot would even vote for that? Right?

And here we are. TWICE.