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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 96 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Babies shouldn't take taxis then

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well what are they supposed to do if they're drunk at the bar? Drive home?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Walk.

Oh guess they cant even do that huh

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 71 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but why would babies pay for taxis? The parents ferry them everywhere for free.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 25 points 4 days ago

It's time to start normalizing babies chipping in for gas.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And, You know, also billionaires.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To the mines with them! Like in the good old days!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

They yearn for the mines.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Babies are such drains on society they refuse not only to get jobs but to do basic chores and even clean themselves.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Not to mention that babies can't even speak the bloody language properly! Send them back where they came from, I say!
/s

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ours just sits around the house all day, drinks way too much then throws up all over the place, passes out and shits the bed.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Well exactly - no manners, that's what the problem is! Only last week, I saw one of them sat outside a cafe, sucking on a lady's breast - in the middle of the afternoon! Broad daylight! No manners and no shame. If you want to live in our country, you should follow our rules and customs, that's what I always say.
/s

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Too many babies at the top I say.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

🐈🐈‍⬛ right here. these sumbiches are takers, not givers.

[–] Biyoo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago
[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The baby lobby has been hard at work.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

But they are cute tho....

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

What about this one 👶