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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

However he dies, it won’t be painful enough.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Trump's plaque should contain the aepstein files

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 12 points 21 hours ago

Don't worry, if I ever become president, I'll have any pictures of Trump edited to show his true colours by replacing him with a Russian flag since he's Putin's lap dog.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

Always disappointed, never surprised.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Lol the orange turd calls Biden the worst president in history, while Biden is the best president we've had since Obama.

[–] leya@mander.xyz 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Only a few centimeters and we could've been spared all of this 🥲

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There is plenty of worthless shit to remove for the next president.

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good question. It's real. Crazy times, eh?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The fact he can just shows how far gone the us is, yet each insane thing that happens gets only a mild bitching online as the loss involved in righting the ship grows exponentially.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Rent free...

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

And when the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, those plagues should be removed and one of them re-added below the Trump portrait calling him 'the worst President in American history' and 'divisive'

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Man what a thin-skinned little bitch

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Jackson tied with Wilson for worst.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago
[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I will not for ONE Democrat, going forward, who does not espouse my deep desire to retaliate and punish Trump, his cabinet, his congress, his SCOTUS, etc. Add to that list social media "influencers" who have taken money from Russian to expedite the end of our democracy. Throw everyone attached to Fox News in there, too. Yep, you, too, Sean.

I mean serious, I'll never do that shit again, kind of punishments.

You a word there. And I agree 100% with your position.

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[–] ambroskiznel@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder what they were gonna put under Donnie's picture in 2028.

Not quite the same, but in the UK the last time the UK Labour Party was in government in 2010, Liam Byrne, the chief secretary to the Treasury under Gordon Brown, left a note for his successor, which simply said: ‘Dear chief secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left.’ 🙄 we're still broker. Well, you've got to laugh otherwise you'll crack-up.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

It's cute that you think that Trump won't still be president in 2028

like, sure, he'll be dead from being in such incredibly poor health, but don't worry he'll still rule as an AI chatbot

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