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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, now that's just inaccurate. The hundredth-time programmer isn't going to use a rake; the hundredth-time programmer is going to use a tool::basic_tool<tool::manual_operator<species::human_t>,tool::handle_type::wood,tool::pronged<5>>.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Microservices:

Several instances of the top panel each doing one of the steps on the bottom panel.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Doing it in style!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I still have debug syndrom. When i test it in all aspects it works. Then with others, it doesnt

Yes this is programming in a nutshell. Where the more experience you have === how long it takes you to hit yourself in the face with a rake

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Hundredth time is definitely still that first one.