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Not spice but caffeine. Stopped at a reservation gas station on a road trip to grab water and fuel. I walk in and the lady at the counter says that the sodas are on the far wall, I ask why she thinks I want soda and she says it's cause I'm white but definitely not any type of Mormon since I don't hold myself like them. Anyways I grab my water and fuel after that rather amusing interaction, then I go to my car and make another thing of gamersupps. She was simply wrong about my source of caffeine.

I'm over 30 of course I want mild or I'll be up with heart burn.

....I mean in my SOUL I want my early 20s blow my head off heat but my body disagrees.

So, I went into Chipotle the other day, and approached the young black dude who was taking the order, and asked for a bowl. Then he asked which rice, and said "Let me guess: White?"

I don't know if he was being racist or what, but I've got a thick (white) skin, and can see the humor in anything, so I was laughing when I said "What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?...but, yeah, I want white rice, but still, what the fuck, dude?"

He got really nervous at that point, thinking he offended me, and of course I took advantage and guilted him into extra steak and guac.

Northern white mild boys vs. southern white anal prolapse hot sauce gang

I get a lot of 'are you sure?' When I ask for hot sauce

I am white but my name is not. I also don't do hotter than fresh jalapeños, but enjoy a tamed heat on the plate (like the BWW spicy garlic sauce). It's always a gamble ordering food. Usually it's either too mild or too hot. With too mild I can just put hot sauce on my own, at least.

I'd say it's racist if they try to "protect" you from spicier sauces. Like if you ask for medium and they try to give you mild.

This has happened to me too.

I just assumed it was because white people love a good complain when their food, that specifically has chilli as an ingredient, is too spicy for them.