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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Something tells me if they gave him 40 hours he'd be posting about how he has no free time to enjoy his life.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Mkay but why shouldn't someone be able to live a dignified life working 25 hours a week? Why does it have to be 40?

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 5 points 2 days ago

You could achieve high levels and acquire epic loot in your favorite MMORPG. That's something, right?

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Compared to Now: I would LOVE to have $100 a month all to myself.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I graduated in 1984 when unemployment was 10% and minimum wage was $3.35/hr. My friends and I all left the burbs for the inner city and we would live 5-7 of us in a house. Nonskilled jobs were more plentiful and there was public transportation. Sometimes we had a land line phone, never had cable. Plenty of parties and beer though. Don't know if this helps anybody but it's how we got by

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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I know it's fake and gay, but anon should be able to get "cheapest possible" internet at $45/mo and soft unlimited data on cell for $20/mo. Nationwide.

Given their rent is the ridiculously low $750, the $90/mo in gas seems excessive too, although their insurance (esp if you assume <25yo given the source) is almost unbelievable. That's like 2000s numbers, or super super rural which might explain the gas.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Only good capitalist is a dead capitalist.

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[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago

They should not be paying much taxes at such a low salary.

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