Did they have to hurt the Moose's feelings first?
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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Well, they could be tears of joy, "My moth friends! You're back!"
Or the moths just tell really good jokes to him first 😃
Maybe they just cut some onions
My god.
If there is a team that is the moths and they are playing the moose... And they don't use this as friendly rivalry jabbing...
"Hey, Moose team! Did you see in Scientific American that there was a photo of a moth drinking the tears of a moose! Think about it, because that's what we're...oh, they're gone."
A møøse once bit my sister
This moose is missing its chocolate so bad
And they drink tears without using an unfunny mug.
Interesting. I think I'll try it.
Is this the b-side to pulling mussels from a shell?