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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We never deport white veterans. - FTFY Mrs. Noem

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Of course they will. Just not in the first round.

Fascism doest give a fuck about your skin color other than using it as a convenient way to gain power.

There is only an in group and an out group. And they will keep shifting the goalposts until they eat themselves.

But don't think for one second that anyone is safe.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. The fat, old, demented, orange felon/rapist has declared anyone who is not his ass-kisser, is a terrorist. On the other hand, rich drug dealers, pedophiles, human traffickers, Jan 6 felons and money fraudsters are A-okay.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

You are now on the list of domestic terrorists