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[–] Zomg@piefed.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a complete waste of time and energy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Worse than that. They made this decision because it's easier to read for people with dyslexia. So a waste of time and energy just for the sake of being a dick.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Calibri is easier for those with dyslexia?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Yeah, that's why they considered it a DEI policy. The Biden administration made the shift to Calibri to make things easier to read for people with dyslexia. The Trump admin thinks that inclusion is woke and are are now rolling that policy back. It's like a cartoon villain level evil.

Edit: Source

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is what they spend their time on. Not solving issues. But complaining about fonts. Bro the child poverty rate is up 50%

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Children are literally starving while this guy worries about fonts.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

And you know these fucks spent 12 meetings, and $500k on this decision.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Whatever keeps the gay thoughts away

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Making America Great Again /s

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That, I would actually approve of. I hate ambiguous I and l.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago

Whoever came up with fonts with almost identical l, I and | should sleep on cactus for the rest of their life.

But beside that: Monospace fonts for the win.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because it's got Roman in the name, isn't it?

[–] Unrelated@feddit.nl 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It is because Calibri was made with reading inclusion in mind (no thin slanted lines) and the current office actively working to exclude as many people as possible for no obvious reason other than pettiness.

Although, maybe they want to start writing in latin one day again too, so to exclude even more people (like the old days when only the elite were able to read relevant sources).

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago

No they want to start using Latin so that they can have interpretations based on vibes of the day and not the letter of the law.

[–] oh_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Standard insecure loser behavior.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

Isn't it just being petty and vindictive for no reason but hate? Biden brought it in, therefore it's bad, and people who have difficulty with serif fonts? Well, that's just DEI wokery, according to this feckless wretch.

[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Serif for print media, sans serif for screen media. That said, waste of money even if Calibri is ugly (which the creator of it also said).

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Fraktur vs Antiqua II: elektrisches boogaloo

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 16 hours ago

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Way to go guys, using the wrong pangram and leaving out the "s".

[–] klu9@piefed.social 8 points 21 hours ago

This is the kind of divisive policy that will Fraktur the nation.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago

of course they would pick the most basic bitch of all serif fonts.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, is it gay to not use serifs?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

No, it's trans.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Bold magenta comic sans would be more suitable

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Well shit, that sure did own me. Totally worth it, Marquito!

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I don't even. I dunno. Wild. Fucking hell .. You think it couldn't get any more emberrassing and pathetic and then next day hits the headline.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Can we at least use Arial instead? I don't like serifs

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Gothic thanks. If it was good enough for Jesus Christ then its good enough for me !

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Dickhead wants to be whiter than white.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

We should help them look for the old font. Release the Epstein files so we can proofread it for you.