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[–] schwim@piefed.zip 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The original is still funny:

"Need alley-oop?" followed by, "It's yours with this quick, fresh lift!"

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean the image says it all. Woman sticking her rear end next to a line of bowling balls in front of a man about to grab one? C'mon, no caption needed, they absolutely knew what they were doing

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No they had no idea what they were doing. Sex & depraved horniness weren't invented until 1983.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 1970's would like a word.

That was just sparkling debauchery

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

And don't some alleys have air blowing out near where she'd be?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There’s a hand drier she’s using on her fanny. Implying she’s hot or in heat as well:

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

It certainly would be “fresh” of that young fella to give that skirt a quick lift.

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

I dont want to know these things. Lol

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 in the pink, one in the stink, I sure need a 7 Up drink!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Hahaha that's the song my uncle sang us!

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago
[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago