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[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

Alternate title: "I took a picture of a dry turd every day for 16 days"

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're not woke, you're asleep.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

If you never slept, can you be woke?

[–] lemmylump@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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The sand is almost gone

The suffering has begun

The balance to be restored

Death will not be ignored

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The grim reaper needs to stop edging us and take him already

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

that's the issue. the grim reaper is just edging himself. it's up to him when he's finished

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be fair, if I were the grim reaper I'd not want anything to do with that obese bumbling imbecilic child rapist either.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine the ferryman having to listen to trump’s rambling all the way down the river styxx? He would throw himself in, trump would become the new guide of the underworld

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

no chance krasnov gives up a coin to karen.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

what a smug, stupid, piece of shit. I cant wait for the great flush.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the wrong class to sleep through. I was always good at math (I minored in it), but having to go back and teach myself was always super difficult.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was 10:00, I was a freshman, and yes it would have made my life a lot easier.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

10:00 isn't even that early. Plenty of mistakes were made as freshman.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was my earliest class.

My kid is a freshman in college now and I asked him when his first class was, he said 10:40.

That's my boy. 🥲

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I don't know, for me when I'm getting that close to lunch I'm having trouble focusing. I think the 10am might have been ideal for me personally.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Computer Science for me, which was my major. But the class was just a little too warm, had natural light drifting through stained glass, was in an echoey auditorium and at 3pm, when the sleepies hit. God help me I tried everything to stay awake except caffeine, because I was a stupid child.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

No amount of caffeine will save you from afternoon sleepies in the wrong class

In my case it was a grad level course They let me in as an undergrad because I was smart and motivated Only half a dozen students Giant mug of coffee

Lots of matrix algebra 800 year old professor 3pm Dead quiet room Fluorescent lights

The shame of dozing off in his class still pains me decades later I AM SORRY

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still haven't started drinking coffee, 35+ years old. I feel tired all the time but that's what two kids do to you.

I'm just happy I don't have to depend on any substance to keep me normal.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's bad. I was at a wedding once, and feeling under the weather. Headache and flu symptoms. My friend brought me a hot tea to help my throat, and as I drank it, I started to immediately feel better. Then I realized I hadn't had my morning tea, or my lunch iced tea, or my dinner iced tea... that's how I found out I was chemically addicted to caffeine, lol.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dang, do you add caffeine to your tea? Or is there really that much in tea naturally?

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I think it was the regularity of me drinking it. 1 large, hot lipton black tea in the morning, maybe an iced black tea before lunch, one at lunch, maybe 1 after, 1 at dinner, and maybe 1 more after. I was using unsweetened tea to ween off Gatorade which helped me ween off soda at the time.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You majored in computer science but found the subject boring? I never understood this.

I recall back in school a girl asking me when signing up for classes for next quarter, which classes required the least amount of writing code. I guess those people go into management.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh no, it was fascinating! I loved it! I love computer science. But that professor's voice, in that room, at that time of day... it was like a sleeping pill.

[–] twizttid1@reddthat.com 9 points 3 days ago

Dozy Don..... This is what happens when you stay up all night sending out 150+ Truth Social posts 😂

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

See? He's literally ending wokeness, by literally being unwoke

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Ootl here, is that the president Sleepy Joe I've seen getting mocked for years?

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 6 points 3 days ago

captcha: please select the napping pedophile(s) to confirm youre not a robot

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

These pictures make me happy because this is what he'll look like WHEN HE'S FUCKING DEAD!

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This POS needs to relentlessly mocked

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Probably hard to stay awake when your posting nonsense all night long!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, does DJT wear the same fucking suit every day, cause it sure looks like it.

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

When you shit your pants regularly, having lots of the same suit makes it easier to do a quick change and not have it noticed.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago