this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 hours ago

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 hours ago

Of course the witch kills them. I would too if some stranger walked miles into the deep woods just to piss in a corner of my cabin.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 hours ago

Gotta mark your territory somehow.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's irrational. That's why it's so scary. 

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

:::spoiler get ready to feel fear caress your tender, expectant cheek Pi

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

We doing redtexts now?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

if I was a witch, I would be doing some wacky shit in brooklyn