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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

Compliance <<<< Security

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 hours ago

first misake was giving him the wifi password.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 16 hours ago

At a time I didn't have wifi, I would not share connection with younger guests. There was no way I would use my phone to connect to internet the bloody smart tv in the heart of our share living room. Never done it in my life, so I was not lying when I saied I didn't knew how to do it. If you Come to visit me, visit me not my game console or my streaming service.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Is this the It equivalent of the unhinged LinkedIn post?

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Does the concept of Zero Trust also include Management? Asking for a friend.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Are guest networks not secure enough?

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

How about running guest WLAN?

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

This is just Uncle BOFH.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

this is why he has a nephew and not a son.

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 3 points 16 hours ago

Spends 45 minutes creating a vlan when he could have turned on the guest wifi and walled that off from the main network in about 3 minutes.

The blocking ports and QoS move was just funny as hell though.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Best post on Lemmy. Fuck bloodlines.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ignot@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Does that mean the Habsburg wasn't inbred enough?

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