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My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it's fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
What happened to family values?
You just need hotter cousins
what in the Alabama
can you explain this to a brit
Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest
I didn't know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while
I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?
It's never too late to follow your dreams!
I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high
Did you at least sneak a smirnoff ice out of the basement and share it on your walk?
All of it
You have their number? Fuckin' get after it
Wait, seriously? You guys didn't realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on "the walk"? That's hilarious.
The Royal family
They appear to be from Birmingham.
Not the UK one.
Does distinguishing country actually matter here?
The American Birmingham is in Alabama, which has a certain reputation relevant to this meme.
Yes, in the UK you have to say “bap tide”
So, they should know?
Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.
It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.
Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.
Hope this helps! Go with God.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.
It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company
So you're saying she did nothing wrong?
I mean IDK if you're both guys and you're second cousins I heard it doesn't even count and he agrees
I understand the circumstances, but maybe next time if you wait until you have your dominant hand available for typing, your post might be a little bit more coherent.
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So much Giving, so much Thanks
cousins
The turkey isn't the only one that got holds stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people
I actually know someone who has a baby with their cousin, who is a minor celebrity.
leave the queen alone, she's dead
You could tell us and then both would be minor celebrities. 🤌🏼
uh what if he means the celebrity is a minor?
yikes, cue banjos
that's all it takes to make a baby into a minor celebrity? what's it take to be a major celebrity, parents that are siblings?
pfft
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