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I don't know about illegal, more like hilarious (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sitting on a railing would be more practical.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

jarvis send that picture of the guy clinching the subway's vertical handrailing between their cheeks

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 3 days ago

Underwear design would be much more bizarre

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

.... Isn't this implying that you'd go down slides bare assed?

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 days ago

Nah, it happens through the clothes too

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Hmmm, I think for kids, that would be the case. But for ample adults, it would make that sound.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be sure to use plenty of lube.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're not my real dad

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You don't have a real dad anymore. Remember? You lost him in a fire at SeaWorld

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

From cycling, I have inadvertently developed a bit of a badonkadonk so my butt now has some horizontal cleavage and it would most certainly make this noise if I had the courage to take it on a slide.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

eating ass could be done in a square formation...

[–] frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can always count on the fediverse to ask the important questions.

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

Uhm… I think that is a Reddit screenshot

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now imagine a water slide.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I got visions of a squeegee like issue.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Double blade

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

I would FINALLY be able to twerk.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Lol.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm trying to figure out where "I don't know about illegal" is coming from.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Top of tweet:

"Horizontal butt cracks would make slides illegal"