and stars are enacting the trans agenda to turn Hydrogen into Helium
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Everytime I wake up in the morning, it's because the light of a star has made me woke. Coincidences? I THINK NOT!
That shit is going to blow up in all of our faces before it's all said and done, you mark my words.
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We also know elements can't change to a different element through any kind of reaction or anything that would be absurd. I'm tired of these woke scientists.
Have you tried alchemy?
Alchemy started as a hastily invented way to disguise a piss-drinking fetish that got way way out of hand.
It is UNUSUAL for an element to not be either hydrogen or helium. There is nothing wrong with it. It is simultaneously totally OK, an ABSOLUTE MINORITY position, and notably UNUSUAL considering statistical evaluation.
You can ascribe whatever meaning to that you want, but it is not a statistically typical position to be an element that is not hydrogen, not helium, and... Well... It's also pretty unusual to have extra neutrons or something and be BETWEEN hydrogen and helium.
Again, this is TOTALLY FINE. And it is accurate in other hypothetical contexts which are in no way being referenced here. These group sizes are still, of course, in no way the same.
It's not super uncommon to change from hydrogen to helium, but in other contexts... Yes it is. Still totally fine.
Everybody is just getting along the best he/she/they can, but PEOPLE have rights, we don't need to argue for rights by common-washing. It ain't common.
Oh yes, the statistical mindset. Similarly, one could argue that for large integers, statistically there is no prime numbers.
I have it on good authority there is a 5th element. I saw it in a documentary. It's ... perfect.
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Science is for the birds
And birds aren't real
Since birds aren't real they are government spying devices
Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us
Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs
Some trans people are also voyeurs
Voyeurism is diagnosed using science
Therefore trans people are birds
Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out
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