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Science is for the birds
And birds aren't real
Since birds aren't real they are government spying devices
Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us
Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs
Some trans people are also voyeurs
Voyeurism is diagnosed using science
Therefore trans people are birds
Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out
Trans people aren't real. Checkmate liberals. /s
If you follow the very perfect logic even further you'll realize that trans people are actually government spying devices. Top and bottom surgery is actually just to replace things with cameras.
Can confirm, I got to choose a camera model at my dickectomy.
See!? Witness the surveillance inherent in the system! Help! I'm being surveilled I'm being surveilled!
I couldn't really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you're final point... which I think is,
Public transit is faster than birds.
A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.
This person logics.
and monitor lizards