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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 209 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and stars are enacting the trans agenda to turn Hydrogen into Helium

[–] igneis94@feddit.it 135 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everytime I wake up in the morning, it's because the light of a star has made me woke. Coincidences? I THINK NOT!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That shit is going to blow up in all of our faces before it's all said and done, you mark my words.

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 171 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We also know elements can't change to a different element through any kind of reaction or anything that would be absurd. I'm tired of these woke scientists.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Alchemy started as a hastily invented way to disguise a piss-drinking fetish that got way way out of hand.

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The people that need to understand this, will not understand this.

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm just a Helium atom living in a Hydrogen atoms universe.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is UNUSUAL for an element to not be either hydrogen or helium. There is nothing wrong with it. It is simultaneously totally OK, an ABSOLUTE MINORITY position, and notably UNUSUAL considering statistical evaluation.

You can ascribe whatever meaning to that you want, but it is not a statistically typical position to be an element that is not hydrogen, not helium, and... Well... It's also pretty unusual to have extra neutrons or something and be BETWEEN hydrogen and helium.

Again, this is TOTALLY FINE. And it is accurate in other hypothetical contexts which are in no way being referenced here. These group sizes are still, of course, in no way the same.

It's not super uncommon to change from hydrogen to helium, but in other contexts... Yes it is. Still totally fine.

Everybody is just getting along the best he/she/they can, but PEOPLE have rights, we don't need to argue for rights by common-washing. It ain't common.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Pure H, He ash, and filthy metals.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yes, the statistical mindset. Similarly, one could argue that for large integers, statistically there is no prime numbers.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Statistically, there are no small integers.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Science is for the birds

And birds aren't real

Since birds aren't real they are government spying devices

Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us

Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs

Some trans people are also voyeurs

Voyeurism is diagnosed using science

Therefore trans people are birds

Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out

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