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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 142 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (9 children)

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "tomiant, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 50 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

-- tomiant
Unprompted

[–] LarsIsCool@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How is this not a copy pasta?

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you, this saved me a lot of work.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago

I'm just stating the obvious.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 hours ago

Scat porn is where people with real passion go.

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is funny, but also just to bring reality to a funny comment, there is tons of piss porn where the women clearly do not enjoy it, but, and this is something a lot of people seem to not be able to understand; the enjoyment of all parties involved is not necessary for many people to get off. Heck, for some, its better without the fake enjoyment because you're being lied to less.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 hours ago

Or they want the person to feel shamed and disgusted.

[–] Iambus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Alrighty then..

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

This makes the mars bars meme look like advice animals

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

This is a wild ride. I've seen this like 4 times today... Why can't I stop reading the entire thing. I just walk away hella confused. I'm a simple man with simple dreams. And now I need therapy. Just kidding I definitely needed therapy well before this.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 14 hours ago

Gotta love Clickhole 😄

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"No animals were ~left~ injured during filming."

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 24 points 15 hours ago
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No need to look it up, fact-check or confirm this or verify context. It was posted with a picture of the man so it must be true.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

That's definitely the clickhole logo in the cropped watermark, intended to be pure satire.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

The “unprompted” is what elevates this to the next level

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You could just use a robot dog! Then you could shoot it, stab it, violate it, and it would be ok! You wouldn't call the cops, right? Because it's not a real dog. It's a robot dog. Indistinguishable from the real thing, of course, yelping from the pain of betrayal, but that yelping, see the dog is programmed to feel that. It's just a program.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Now, the dog IS programmed not to like it, but it can't actually feel any pain!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

I will never ever stop watching that god damned clip. I post it frivolously.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Kristi noem entered the chat

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I'll say it again and again Owen Wilson is one of the shittiest human beings alive. Fuck him

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 6 hours ago

The fuck did he do? Kill your dog?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

He might be but what he's saying makes sense. Just means to me you shouldn't write a dog dying into a script if you want it to be a realistic looking scene.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

did i miss something with Owens?

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

How do you remember the difference between Owen Wilson and Chris Pratt? I keep getting them confused. I know Chris Pratt was in Community, but maybe Owen Wilson was also? I'm not sure.