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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago

Cloudflare would be more like a leaf covering the image because you don't need it to operate the stack, you need it to work in order to be able to see what it's doing.

[–] yagurlreese@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

us east 1 not 2 xD but truth

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well you know which one is next

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

This ~~stack~~ meme has LAYERS

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely us-east-1 instead of 2, nobody (any fortune 500) has time for all that resiliency. Or even the patience for changing the region in the console. Ask me how I know

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do hate having to switch regions in the console.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

When you log into the console and all your shits gone and you start to have a mild panic, when you suddenly realise it's switched you to a different region.

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't mind the open source part, at least we can see why it breaks.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There’s always that one Microsoft engineer who is annoyed about OpenSSH being slightly slower

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you talking about the one that detected the malware in openSSH?

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Giving winring0 vibes.

[–] jsalvador@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

I understand the concept, but the autistic engineer I have inside is a bit uncomfy with the design of this pile, implying that AWS depends on Azure.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

an npm library to right pad strings is somewhere in there.