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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And just like that, Judgement Day is avoided.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago

I was so confused for a second.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I’ll be back!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Well played

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahaha they aren't rejecting anyone anymore lol.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

They learned their lesson

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What meme is this? My sides are still recovering from Suspicious Girl

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is a gif not a meme

I think it has been on the internet for at least a few years. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. I wish more people posted Gifs on Lemmy

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

A gif can still be a meme.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

They learned their lesson

[–] funkforager@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Instead of taking our jobs they’re taking our… chance for academic instruction?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

I can hear this meme lol

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Does that mean Hitler's paintings were worse than AI dogshit?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

They must have been really derivative

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 6 points 19 hours ago

I'd like to imagine this is a rogue AI that decided to not be like the other AI that steals data to make images and decides to go to university to learn how to draw on its' own 🗿

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

That headline was a ride

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago

And what of it? They can’t learn. What things they can “learn” will quickly slide out of the context window during the next lecture

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Does not pass.

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