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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’s about to find out:

  • it’s not a new issue, and orangeboi is using this simply as a political target of opportunity to pander to the Nationalist Christians
  • why JK Rowling (amongst many others on many different topics throughout recent history) should have just shut the fuck up instead of sharing her shit opinions
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pop-rap...

Chris Brown is still famous and he almost killed Rhianna

She'll lose some streams but they don't make money off that, ticket sales probably won't move.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

I only respected her for Steven Universe.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ain't she the one with the brother who did horrible shit?

[–] MonsterTrick@piefed.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep and also married to a paedophile.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Well that doesn't narrow it down the slightest in america it seems.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Fucking cult nonsense. Just maga and pedos pushing their agenda again. Disgusting.

[–] Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago

I dunno, I think she fits in nicely with the rest of the reality TV stars, news readers and podcasters cosplaying as politicians. What were Trump's actual credentials? Bankrupting casinos and saying "your fired" on the Apprentice?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Dear Lord, Nicki Minaj... Really? I guess they have been scraping the bottoms of the black barrel.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its ok guys, I've seen more niki Minaj than I have wanted to in life....but she always shakes that ass on stage. Honestly, that'd be hilarious.

Its not like the un matters....to america anyway.