You have to be such a dork to drink Foster's. Or Heineken actually.
Australians don't even actually drink that gross bullshit.
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I'm going to Australia soon. What do you recommend?
Lot’s of water
I appreciate it ;)
Can confirm.
As far as beer goes, each state has a favorite mass produced one and a gazillion local small ones. Try a one of each sort you like
James Squire 150 lashes, Furphy, Little Creatures, Boags Premium - are my personal favourites from major breweries
There's also thousands of small independent micro brewers you can visit and some venues will stock a good variety of the local independents who make every type of beer imaginable: lagers, ales, stouts etc
I really enjoyed Toohey's White Stag when i lived there though that was 16 years ago 👴
Victoria Bitter. Don't just take my word for it, take this advertising campaign. Honestly by the end there's no way you won't feel like a VB.
Most of my thirsts are not hard-earned but the music is catchy. I'll give it a go, thank you.
If you're in Brisbane at all go to The Scratch near the train station in Milton
I'm afraid that's too far up north. It's apparently a huge island!
A point in each shnoztril, champion.
I didn't think there were any beers specifically "for dorks" lmfao
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What's the difference between Foster's and having sex in a canoe?
There's none.
Both are fucking close to water.
It's funny that that original joke was Australian (where Fosters' is from) philosophers questioning the quality of American beer.
It's a deep Irony that Heineken (of dubious beer quality) is changing the beer in Britain (who are kinda known for low abv beers) to a lower abv and receiving a scolding coined by a Britisch comedy troupe.
I never quite understood why the Pythons made those characters Australian. Was the alcoholism of the Brits not famous enough to be funny?
Quite a bit of python humor is absurdism. So ratio is not necessarily an aspect.
Oh interesting, I knew this joke in a "Budweiser" form, but not that it originated from Monty Python.
So I bow to them.
I'm living in Munich and we also have a bit of a connection to beer. Of the famous Munich beer brands Paulaner and Hacker are partially held by Heineken and Spaten, Franziskaner and Löwenbräu by Anheuser Busch.
Fortunately there are still good independent few. (Augustiner, Hofbräu, Giesinger)
I always want to go to the Paulaner or Hacker beer gardens and put a sticker to the urinal "This is where they make Heineken"
Yeah, as a western neighbor, I must apologize for the Heineken bit.
I'll raise a glass in your general direction! Zum wohl!
That's a beer that's harder on the kidneys than the liver.
They also revealed their new slogan:
Foster's: Australian for "tastes like your horse is pregnant"
No what the people want is beer flavored estrogen not estrogen flavored beer
Japan sorta did this, but it was with malt percentage rather than alcohol amount. Beers were taxed under laws that taxed any drink malted more than 67%, so beer companies got around it by dropping the malt percentage. Then a new tax category was created and less malted drinks followed. Long story short they now make a beer type drink malted less than 25% called happoshu.
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Loads of beers have been nerfed
Beer is oddly terrible and weak in Australia but Toohey’s Old is good, more rare down here in Vic though
Ok. This is way worse than choco rations!