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[–] GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 38 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Installed 4239 packages 8000 severe vulnerabilities 200 packages looking for funding

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

But how else will I figure out if a value is true?

[–] marius@feddit.org 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I bet there's an online service for that

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh right, I can avoid the full isTrue library implementation with its 8000 dependencies, and instead install the isTrue client, which uses the isTrue cloud service and its REST APIs. Soon it will be AI powered. Then I’ll really be able to tell for sure if my variable value is actually true or not.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 points 52 minutes ago

You just call GPT and ask if it's true. Get with the times!

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Jayden animations?

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 11 points 9 hours ago

I only do npm install in a docker container where the project and npm cache is mounted. Gives me a bit of security regarding attacks through post install scripts. (--no-scripts is not an option since I need some of them)

[–] oopsallnaps@piefed.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

always close your toilet lid before npm installing!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 minutes ago

Forgot to make a salt circle to contain the evil.