He's just mad that John Tyson hasn't shown up at the White House with a box of steaks yet.
Trinkets and a little ass kissing are all it takes to passify the toddler in chief.
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Trump goes after America’s meat producers over rising prices after failed bid to boost Argentine beef
(www.independent.co.uk)
Don’t forget the bottle of ketchup.
with gold flecks.
golden steaks to be exact, PURDUE or foster farm has yet to give him gold plated meat.
What's the point in bitching about prices if those that are affected by the prices are completely broke and can't buy it anyways?
Trump doesn't care about that. He cares about the optics and the opinion of the last person to speak with him. Nothing else even exists in his mind.
What "mind?"
I appreciate the joke and agree. At the same time, whatever mind is there is just... Not right
usually its only someone that is willing to give him money, or putin, XI, qatari, MSB.
“Action must be taken immediately to protect Consumers, combat Illegal Monopolies, and ensure these Corporations are not criminally profiting at the expense of the American People. I am asking the DOJ to act expeditiously,” he added.
Well. How about that. I fully agree. But I don't think he means what I wish he means. :)
There ain't no way that addled clown said all that. He probably doesn't even know what a quarter of those words even mean...
He sure as shit has never even heard the word expeditiously.
"a what now? An ex paedo deliciously?
I am not an ex paedo anythingly! I am current, not ex. CURRENT! And I'm the best at it. People have said this, many people!! I'm the biglyiest of paedos, ask anyone!"
I'm a farmer, rancher, and dairyman. The meat packing monopoly is a massive problem for decades now, and a huge reason for problems on both the producer and consumer sides. However, I fucking know for a fact that if trump all of the sudden starts talking about your industry, buckle up. He's gunna fuck it up in the dumbest way imaginable.
It is kinda nice to finally see my red hatted neighbors getting pissed off at the administration though.
He's going to go after ranchers because they cried foul over his support of Argentine ranchers. He's all about retribution. He probably has a "buddy" in the meat packing racket.
Just more word salad that sounds good to him. The US is rife with what are effectively monopolies that squeeze the consumer who will have few choices other than competitors who are doing the exact same thing.
Yeah somehow I don't think they'll be suing Cargill and Tyson over the meatpacking monopoly
Last I checked, those cowboy cattle ranching types weren't exactly strong Democrats on the whole. With the popularity of the Yellowstone series on that side, I think the base is going to be torn here. I foresee another TACO by Tuesday, but in the meantime, let's grab some popcorn, shall we?
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"The president went on to claim that American ranchers were unfairly taking blame for the actions of what he called “Majority Foreign Owned Meat Packers, who artificially inflate prices, and jeopardize the security of our Nation’s food supply"
So, not the cowboy cattle ranching types.
Maybe your right. I guess we'll see how it shakes out. He's still bringing in foreign meat to compete, you know?
Also how he finds his wives, incidentally.
With the popularity of the Yellowstone series on that side, I think the base is going to be torn here.
Nah. It'll go right down the memory hole.
facts that aren't true and prices way down, huh? 😆
I'm good with him going after megacorps that do low-ball farmers and gouge Joe Average, though.
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He won't though. The Ranchers in the US wouldn't support Trump's Argentine rancher ploy. He's going to take a bat to US ranchers for being disloyal.
This is confusing. Is it Trump Steak or Trump Stake now!?
This is headed towards a Trump beef beef.
Would it be fair to call him a Waist-traitor?
Argentinian screw worm attack!