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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome back to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I'm seeing a lot of new faces here today, and I have to say I'm very disappointed.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Private Smith, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday. Good job.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

I see a few familiar faces, so you learned nothing last year.

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] specialwall@midwest.social 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the people knew how to be invisible, then he wouldn't be able to see them here

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So are they in class to learn to be invisible or to prove they already know it? What's the point of the class?

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It says welcome back. So that implies they at least had the class previously.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it the graduation event or are they still learning or what?

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Either it's just a new day of classes and teachers is disappointed because last class didn't work. Or it's a new semester/term and teacher is really disappointed because they failed.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This amount of mental gymnastics kills the joke, is kind of my point.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it was pretty obvious and funny. I'm explaining because I thought you didn't get it, which is ok because there're always new people and new things.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I got it immediately, and then the millisecond after that it was like wait a minute, what kind of teacher expects the class to know everything while learning, and then this erosion of explaining/defending away the joke. That ruined it. 😆

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Refinement, probably

Maybe it takes effort to maintain, takes effort to activate, etc?

It's not like athletes stop training after winning competitions

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The longer we spend defending the joke, the more stupid it becomes, don't you see? It's only funny if you turn off your brain lol.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 23 hours ago

You activated my trap card! I was training on invisible punchlines!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Relevant WKUK
(watch the reflection for actual spookiness)

[–] Ramos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂