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[–] Unimperfect@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That apostrophe is doing some heavy lifting

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

Big "The panda eats shoots and leaves" energy.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

That is a very important apostrophe.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 18 hours ago

Maybe the CCP can invest in harvesting ocean garbage, or importing all those single-use sachets they've been selling to the neighboring countries?

Incineration doesn't help the greenhouse gas problem though... It just takes garbage and puts it in the atmosphere. Not what the world really needs right now.

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 13 hours ago

Burn garbage isn’t eco!