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[–] s@piefed.world 147 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait until OP finds out about cinnamon

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Any wood is edible if you puverize it...

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wait till they learn about Kraft Parmesan “cheese”. We call it sawdust at dinner.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cellulose (a filler) is sawdust and found in the ingredients of the above item.

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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

I dar you to eat pulverized Hevea brasiliensis.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But can it be boofed?

Title of my new YouTube channel called it.

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear domesticated the Wild Jungle Cock.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But then it's Domesticated City Cock!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Grass is trees.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Heart of palm as well

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All trees are edible if youre not a little bitch.

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

The fruit of this tree are edible raw or cooked. Although if eaten raw, the skin must be scored for some time in order to release a copious latex.

The wood of the yacaratiá tree is served as a delicacy in Argentinian restaurants. The wood is soaked in honey or syrup and is also available in chocolate bonbons or in flavored jams with sawdust. The wood is soft and fibrous and the taste has been compared to chestnuts.

Reminds me of that YouTuber that keeps turning wood into ice cream.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Isn't that another? I remember a Youtuber who made living rat neurons play DOOM. He also made meat leaves, btw. And socks from milk.

[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

That's the Thought Emporium

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

This YouTuber was the one I had in mind but NileRed is another great one.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The next paragraph adds the explanation, why its wood is edible:

Although most wood is indigestible to humans due to the high lignin content, the yacaratiá tree is only around 10% cellulose while the rest is mostly water with very little lignin content. Unlike most plants, cells of this tree contain large spaces within their walls which store water.

It is in the Caricaceae (Papaya family) and apparently a pioneer species just like papaya trees. No wonder it is mostly water and hardly any lignin!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Lignan deez nuts!

Sorry

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a chance they can make a restaurant like this in Argentina. They are one of the most reluctant people to try different foods.

Also I'm double sceptical since the same article says it grows in tropical forests in Nicaragua etc, and Argentina has a single smallish area that could be called tropical forest, and that would be a stretch.

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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Persimmons are like 40% lignin by weight. They are the largest cause of phytobezoars.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

Or the "How Much Sawdust Can You Put In A Rice Crispy?" video where they loosely tested how many percent of a rice crispy could be replaced by sawdust.

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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Related: videos about how much sawdust you can put into rice Krispies before it's noticeable.
Spoiler: it's like 30% by volume. Pretty wild.

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[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I used to eat the shells on sun flower seeds. That's basically wood and it was indeed edible.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I still eat the shells on sunflower seeds. I would just buy them de-shelled if I didn't want to eat them.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I mean all wood is edible for the most part. It’s also in a lot food!

Cellulose! It’s used to keep your shredded cheese from sticking together.

Just chewing on a twig of oak or fir isn’t gonna kill you.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Edible, Non-Toxic, and Food form a Venn diagram.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Be careful with that advice. Yew is highly toxic.

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 17 points 1 month ago
[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Unamerican Fake wood, only the democrats could like it. An Oak tree came to me, big oak, strong oak, tears rolling down its eyes thanking me for finally ending the madness of the fake oak

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Bamboo is a grass.

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I watched a video from a guy who just goes into the forest to find ways to eat the trees. He really passionate about it.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You found a termite

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[–] YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found this Spanish language article about it. Sounds like a single company has developed the process to make it edible in 1999.

https://www.7canibales.com/despensa/yacaratia-madera-comestible/

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meant to register 7cannibals.com

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

“7 cannibals to be renamed to 6 cannibals after recent tragedy. When asked for comment the cannibals declined only stating that a per his wishes it will be a closed casket”

[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Trichonephila edulis roasting on an open fire 🎵

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[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Anything that can be eaten without causing harm is edible. The question is if it's also digestible.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Ice cream wood guy intensifies

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Packed with fiber!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/C4klWmwC2ds

Makes this dumb ad sound even dumber.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

there was a trend of cooked & seasoned river rocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKUGuaMnSs

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