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Sandwich thrown by protester 'exploded' and left mustard stain on border agent, court hears (www.bbc.com)

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/49262051

Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack "exploded all over him" and he "could smell the onions and mustard" on his uniform.

Neither side disputes that Sean Dunn, 37, did in fact lob obscenities and a deli-style sandwich at officers deployed by President Donald Trump to patrol the nation's capital in August. But Mr Dunn's lawyer argues it was not a criminal act.

The incident was captured on video and went viral, making Mr Dunn a symbol of opposition in Washington DC to Trump.

Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.

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[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Pretty rotten that the perp list his job after lobbing a sandwich.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

EXPLODED? How many casualties?? Someone think of the overgrown children cosplaying as cops 😪

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I'd have expected a few charges related to making a mustard agent on the street corner as well.

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