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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Ooohhh, more lies out of the mouth of Elon? You don't say!

Well if his Mars target dates are anything to go by (2018 first feet on Mars, right? And where are we with that now? Maybe but not even 1%) then this project would be completed by the year 2489

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It wasn't enough to help ruin the US, now he wants to fuck up the entire world.

[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Next up: mining the moon

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

“A large solar-powered AI satellite constellation would be able to prevent global warming by making tiny adjustments in how much solar energy reached Earth,” Musk tweeted, apropos of seemingly nothing.

“It would only take tiny adjustments to prevent global warming or global cooling for that matter,” he added. “Earth has been a snowball many times in the past.”

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

if einstein was still allive like in ra2, he wouldve created the weather machine.

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