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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 20 hours ago

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE CONTAINS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AMOUNTS OF SARCASM:

I’m sure this will be a complete success, and I see no downsides.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Hopefully someone will take him out. He should be on next starship.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Suffocating the planet to keep rich people from being tried for crimes against the earth. Sure is a new spin on boiling us frogs in the kettle.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

... He does realize they can't just shit on international organizations like the UN and USAID and expect the rest of the world to follow them tow in line, right? Specially given this will affect those regions for whom climate change would actually be beneficial.

Anyway, this sounds more like a bullshit excuse to do nothing about the causes of climate change. This would have excessive costs of the solution and the maintenance that would likely have to be footed by society and not the people who do everything to avoid taxes like Musk. This would give polluters an excuse to pollute more and a way to put even more chokeholds around societies.

But even more fundamentally, climate change is due to things like carbon dioxide basically reflecting heat back onto the planet. Dampening sunlight doesn't just block heat, it dampens the entire electromagnetic spectrum. For a speculative solution you would be adding additional problems ecosystems would have to deal with.

How about narcissistic self-obsessed psychopaths stop trying to milk society for all they have as fast and much as possible? They can start by paying taxes and not engineering entire political programs to subvert democracies for personal gain.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

I guess I'll go get ready for the eternal eclipse...

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 3 hours ago

Oh, as in launching a bunch of exploding space-shuttles to obscure the sun? Got it.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What the hell is that thumbnail. That's nightmare fuel.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 16 hours ago

Maybe the best example of someone who needs a Walter Sobchak in his life.

Just a big guy who won’t go away and keeps telling him to shut the fuck up.

[–] DeadWorld@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

If he does this he will only be trapping himself on the planet with the rest of us. We must make it as hard on him as possible

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

That fucker high. Probably banged his coconut on the way down to one of his surprise naps again.

https://youtu.be/liYBTWFDnKA

I think launching satellites is a terrible idea but I do think Geo engineering is a necessity. We are on a good trajectory to phase out most fossil fuels simply because the economics make more sense. If we can do something to avoid the worst of climate change we need to do it because the fossil fuel industry is not going to give up massive profits to save the planet unfortunately. Even if there are side effects theres no way it's worse than letting climate change happen.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

Elon must have read KSR's Mars Trilogy and never once thought this might end badly.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why save Earth he's going to live on Mars anyway. Can he just go already?

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

Can we not indulge into the fantasy of a wanna be super villain?

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 27 minutes ago

Alternative title: Ultra rich billionaire makes another idiotic suggestion

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It wasn't enough to help ruin the US, now he wants to fuck up the entire world.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

We're in Picard S2, on the Confederacy timeline.

Fml.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

“A large solar-powered AI satellite constellation would be able to prevent global warming by making tiny adjustments in how much solar energy reached Earth,” Musk tweeted, apropos of seemingly nothing.

“It would only take tiny adjustments to prevent global warming or global cooling for that matter,” he added. “Earth has been a snowball many times in the past.”

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

Someone just watched Geostorm while on keta

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