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Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus (babylonbee.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"Let this be the beginning of a strong and fruitful relationship." At publishing time, Xi had reportedly returned the favor by agreeing to print all of Trump's Truth Social posts on little slips of paper placed inside of fortune cookies.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 4 days ago

Note: Trump is not wearing chopsticks in the picture.

[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Babylonbee? Really?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 4 days ago

believe it or not, they can be funny sometimes

I checked them out today because I saw an ad for their streaming service named "B Minus"

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Trump being a successful trade honeypot.