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[–] tornavish@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

so I have a preexisting condition where I have to constantly masturbate and eat. I’m qualified right?

Yes

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is a criminal organization. Much like Nazi germany they will be relying on criminals to subjugate and squash dissent as they increase the violence and start targeting anyone who opposes the Fuhrer.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or the right amount of criminal

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.

Applicant: I like rape.